Man turns wife into slut

In the middle of you eating?

Yeah.

That's disgusting.

It's gross.

It's an asshole.

So, random question.

Shoot.

If you could have sex with another woman, besides me,

who would it be?

Are you testing me?

I mean, if I answer this question,

you're going to make me feel guilty for the next ten years?

No, I won't make you feel guilty.

Shauna Masters.

Ew!

Why "ew"?

She's such a bitch!

You didn't ask me if I wanted to fuck her personality.

Such a dude thing to say.

And you love me.

I do.

I can't help myself.

Alright, so, what about you?

Who would you pick?

I don't know. I don't think I would want to pick someone else.

You're going to tell me you've never fantasized even once about having sex with another guy?

No.

I don't believe you.

Fine. Damon.

The guy from next door? Why him?

I don't know. I think if I was going to have another sexual experience, I'd want it to be with the guy from New York.

Are you kidding me?

No, I think New Yorkers are very sensual and passionate.

Well, good to know.

Why is that good to know?

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