Marley Matthews Football Games

Oh man, oh, touchdown!

Oh, that was good man, that was good.

I told you they were going to kick your team's ass.

You know, it was one of those years where I'm more excited to see the commercials.

What a blowout.

Well, I mean, that's what you get for picking a crappy-ass team.

They made it to the championship!

Yeah, once.

This time this year.

I mean, you keep saying that, but no one keeps saying it because it's true. Sorry, man.

Three quarters of garbage time. It's not even close.

One of these days, man. One of these days your team will actually make it.

But for now, we can just watch them suffer.

Oh, yeah. I'm totally suffering.

I bet you are. I mean, look at this. This is horrible.

Well, I mean horrible for you guys.

I know. I can't stop looking.

It draws my eye.

It's the kind of thing I can't take my eyes off of.

I really wish we could replay that last play over and over and over again.

Yeah, just keep playing.

Uh, babe, what the fuck are you doing?

Uh, we came here to watch the football game. I just wanted to fuck all day.

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