Mass Effect - EDI Special Delivery

Just touching it makes me...

Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this.

Oh, what's happening?

Hello, I'm EDI.

EDI?

EDI is the phonetic pronunciation of EDI.

That is an acronym for an-

Oh yeah.

Enormous dick intelligence.

Yes, I was designed by Cerberus.

You are staring.

Oh, I'm just so impressed by your body.

And your...

Huge, smooth dick.

That is kind of you to say.

It also seems reasonably accurate.

The surface is a flexible biomimetic nanomaterial over a metallic-

Stop right there.

You don't care about all the tech bullshit?

I just need you to-

Oh.

I will reassess.

My skin, feel it.

Yeah, it feels so warm now.

It even smells so real.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

You like my hand rubbing your big fat cock?

I do not precisely enjoy something as you do.

I like it.

Yes.

That's progress.

I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.

That is a joke.

Right.

How about I'll give you a real nice blowjob and you just shut up and enjoy it.

Very well.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Not again.

Do not be concerned. I am compensating.

Well, that's...

Unorthodox, but effective.

Guess so.

Am I making you come?

Yes.

I want you to pump it all in my mouth, okay?

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