Massage amateur pounded by masseur on table

Yeah, just go take whatever you need. Let's go. Let's get this poppin'. I'm ready to get my massage.

Ah.

Loser.

Alright, so, here's a towel.

Thank you.

Go ahead and get undressed. Set your clothes over there. Wrap the towel around you, lay face down, and call me when you're ready.

I'm gonna go call in your credit card.

Okay. Sounds good.

Uh-huh.

Weirdo.

Yeah. Yeah, hey, Mom. Yeah.

Hey, uh, just curious. Um, did you guys get Randy a credit card?

No, no, no, no. She doesn't have a credit card. She was just saying that you guys were gonna get her one.

I was like, well, that's ridiculous. I mean, when I lived there, you guys never got me a credit card.

Well, yes, I know I'm an adult now and I have my own credit card, but that's beside the point.

Yeah. Yeah, I just thought it was a bit unfair, so.

Alright, yeah. Um, okay, I'll see you guys for Sunday night dinner then. Okay. Bye.

But, since you brought it up, it has a nice ring. Everything has a nice ring to it.

You know what else has a nice ring? A phone.

And that's what I used to call your mom and my dad and ask them about that credit card that you 100% assured me they'd given you.

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