Mature Jerks Off

Maybe.

Fuck.

You know, your dad and I have been very supportive of all of your bullshit.

Not having a job, just going to school, and not doing a very good job of it.

You're a C student.

Tops.

You know, we're paying a boatload of ********* you to go to school.

And you're not doing anything in return.

You need to get your fucking act together.

God!

So, is there anything I can do to maybe help you with getting through this class?

It's a lot of pressure.

Well, pressure I know.

I mean, I suppose that a young man whose mind is on something else can't really concentrate

when his mind has to be on what it needs to be on.

So, I guess I could see clear, my way clear to helping you with this.

No, I don't know dick about counting.

But what I know a lot about is dick.

So, I think maybe the problem is you're not getting fucking laid.

You don't have a girlfriend because you don't got game.

And I think all you do is sit around and play video games and you're not ready for anything.

So, I see, you know, some of your counting stuff and it looks like you've got it under control.

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