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And how, I mean, how old's the youngest?

*******.

Oh.

Okay.

He's not watching this show.

Hopefully not.

Well, we don't know.

But if he is, hey, your mom's hot, okay?

Sorry.

Sorry.

Some random person who I went to high school with who knew I was in porn sent her a picture

of me with a big black cock in my mouth.

Oh, just for contrast.

Yeah.

She hadn't seen me with my short haircut.

I've only had it for a little over a year now.

But she hadn't seen me in person with it, so she wasn't sure if it was me.

So she forwarded it to my mother.

She recognized your mouth, though.

Oh, she forwarded it to your mother!

She was like, "I'm not gonna..."

She didn't open it for three days.

She's like, "I got this weird email.

It says Maggie or something becomes Emma Snow."

It's like, "Oh my...

Don't open it.

It's just spam.

It's just spam."

Don't click the link.

Whoa.

Don't do it.

And she's like, "Okay."

So three days later, I get this text at midnight.

She's like, "So I opened the email."

I was like, "Oh, God!

And I knew exactly what picture it was, because the picture was taken on set by a guy that

I had worked with, and I knew exactly what it was.

Big cock in my mouth.

And my dad was so angry.

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