mature sex

I did not talk about anybody's birthday.

Come on.

I was watching a game.

Anyway, so I'm on this diet and I'm just craving meat

so bad, I want some steak, whatever.

Will you cook out?

What do you want for dinner?

Honey?

Honey?

Yeah.

Honey?

Yeah.

I'm talking to you.

I hear you.

What do I have to do to make you pay attention to me?

I am paying attention.

What are you watching?

Chicago vs. Minnesota.

I love football.

Really?

What, do I have to get naked for you to pay attention to me?

Is that all I have to do?

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Um...

I did want to get those shoes off from work.

Oh my gosh, they were killing me.

Will you rub my feet tonight?

Honey?

Yeah?

Honey?

Yeah? Yes?

I asked you something.

And I said yes. Yes, I will.

Okay, this will help.

Okay, now, will you rub my feet for me?

Did you hear it that time?

Sure. Sure.

Finally.

I heard you.

Finally.

Oh, so...

Oh, somebody scored!

Why don't you just record it for later?

You're right.

Did you get it? Did you hit the red button?

You don't even know who's scoring.

I think I'm about to score.

There you go.

At least you're paying attention to me now.

Next time I'll just...

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