Megan Fox - Two And A Half Men
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Megan Fox in a bikini reclines in a lounge chair outside as a guy walks out and talks with her for a bit until she sits up and tries to get him to rub lotion on her. From Two and a Half Men.
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Oh, well, why didn't you say so?
I'm the husband of a woman who's off selling bootleg Metallica t-shirts at a monster truck rally.
What am I supposed to do here all day?
What kind of car do you drive?
What do you got?
Maybe later, handsome.
Stupid old woman.
Well, I'd better get started on that work.
I've got to catch up on some paperwork that has to do with the office.
Oh, yeah.
Your job.
Your chiropractor job.
Yeah, and you'll be what?
You'll be writing a jingle?
Yeah.
Potato chips.
You know, the ones in the can.
Yeah.
I like those.
Alright then.
and he wrote this beautiful song for me called "Dear Prudence."
Prudence?
I figure I'll be a beautician.
I mean, believe it or not, I was a teenager once, too.
Or, in your case, grand-parental authority.
So, don't I have a fight with you?
No, I'm sorry. I just didn't know where else to go and I thought you were cool.
I mean, you're very nice and pretty.
Who the hell are you?
What's going on?
Put down the toothbrush, Alan. We got bigger problems than gingivitis.
What's she doing here? Who the hell is this?
This is Freddy.
What's going on here?
I told you they'd be here.
Doing all your thinking for you.
Honey, you're crazy.
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