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Oh, oh come in!

First of all, I don't think I'm a motherfucker.

And second of all, that's the kind of language, young lady, that keeps you off the air.

I'm in charge of programming for the network.

You've got to understand, you just can't do that.

What's wrong with my videos?

They're too provocative.

You don't like when I take my clothes off? Is that a problem?

Understand something.

It's not a problem with you taking your clothes off.

It's the way in which you take your clothes off,

and what you do when you take your clothes off,

as you betray yourself and your...

That's nice under the right conditions, but that's not the right conditions on the air.

So, when would the right conditions exist?

Well, you're in, like for instance, in a motel room.

When can I just start ripping my clothes off? I mean, I can't do it on the air.

When am I allowed to rip my clothes off?

Well, obviously you're doing it now, which is okay by me.

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