Milf needs new husband.

That's her husband.

He's all fucked up.

Do you know him?

We just met him at the bar.

We were having dinner in there.

He's all fucked up and she can't get him in the Uber.

I think they're married so that explains everything.

Yeah, but to be like that...

I don't know. I don't know.

He walked out, I have no idea.

So you don't know him?

No, we just met him at the bar.

And she came back in and said

she can't get him in an Uber.

Uber will take anybody pretty much.

Take him, right?

Not everybody.

Apparently not.

We walked in the glass door twice.

Slapped her.

That would explain it.

Yeah.

We have no obligation.

That's escapable.

You guys have a safe night.

Good to meet you.

Sorry we're not drinking together.

Yeah.

What's up?

Get me a fucking taxi.

I swear to God.

You're a pretty woman, why are you leaving?

Keep on doing this.

You're a pretty woman, you don't need this shit.

I adore him and we're three **** and darling I love him but he's a pain.

God!

Yeah, that'll work.

It will work, all right?

I can't make this up, can you?

Wait, you gotta leave it.

Yes, I have everything.

You're my, uh...

You know, you're too pretty.

You're adorable, but you know, I actually love this man.

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