MILFs

Why is your mother here?

Oh, don't mind me. I've always stood behind my daughter in all her academic achievements.

Okay, Nicole. Let's say I need you to make an announcement to the shareholders about our quarterly returns.

We're running a terrible deficit. Tell me, how would you go about this?

Hmm. Um.

Deficit. That's a good question. That's a bad thing, right?

What she means is that everyone knows deficits are bad, but nobody ever really questions why that is.

That's called thinking outside the box.

Exactly.

Well, that's not exactly what I had in mind.

Speaking of boxes, I baked these this morning.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, go on, have one. Skinny man like you has nothing to worry about.

Alright, let's get on with the interview.

We're looking for career-minded individuals here.

People that want to have a bright future.

Tell me.

In five years, hopefully I'll marry until then.

What she means is that she'll be married to her job here.

And by then she'll be the boss of many employees.

That she'll treat like her own ********.

Because even though you're a big company, you're like family.

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