Mirror Massage

Uh, yeah. Sad but true. I never had one until now.

But as the saying goes, better late than never.

God, no wonder you're in such a good mood. What did it take?

Well, actually, I was getting pretty desperate, and I called an old girlfriend and asked her if she would help me.

Uh-huh.

Boy, did she help me. That's a whole other story on its own to get into right now.

Oh, could you go down to my side? I'm getting kind of a cramp.

God, you've got a really nice body. Have you been working out lately?

Oh, rub my ass.