Modern Mrs. Professor

Gotta say, TittyFuckin' was pretty weak.

Fuck, man.

I had philosophy earlier. Didn't even see any feet.

No feet?

None.

Oh, that's shit.

Yeah.

Well, at least we got history.

Yeah, hopefully.

Hey, so what's...

Good afternoon. Welcome to class. I am Professor Preston.

For our first lesson, we are going to talk about the history of whores.

Now, we all know that a whore is the best thing a woman can aspire to be.

But does anyone know who some of the first whores were?

Yes.

Um, Professor, I really need to touch your tits.

Already?

Already?

Of course. Very well.

The ancient whore Rahab was so very sexual,

it's rumored that if you say her name twice, it will cause immediate ejaculation.

Professor?

Raise your hand.

Professor?

I'm going to need you to fully take out your tits while you're talking to us.

Oh, of course. I'm sorry.

Vander?

Oh, yeah. Of course.

There we go. All right.

All right. So...

The origins of the word whore...

..****e from Middle English.

And it evolved in all kinds of languages.

Danish, German, Spanish...

Um, it actually used to be used as an insult, if you can believe that.

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