My Best Buddy Twentieth Anniversary Edition

Would you please give me a break?

I said I was here growing up quite a bit, and you don't have to sometimes cry for guys.

Come on, stop the tease. You know I'm here all the time at school.

Everybody's always giving me a hard time.

Really?

Keep it up and you don't have to walk to the airport.

You wouldn't do that, would you?

Either that or maybe I'll shove this monster cock up your ass and let you feel how big it really is.

Now that's not funny.

Well neither are your cute little comments.

Let's drop it.

Are you still planning on spending the summer with me in Denver?

Sure am.

David is too. We'll be heading up that way as soon as we get out of school.

He'll be coming up from Texas.

You think it'll be alright if he comes up before I do?

Of course it will.

By the way, how much time do we have to get to the airport?

Not much. Your plan leaves in exactly 45 minutes.

Christ, I better get moving. Would you mind getting the car off?

Yeah, sure thing.

You know, that uncle of yours sure seems to be a real flake.

Are you sure you told him we'd be here tonight?

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