my friends hot stepmom

Come on, he doesn't tell me.

You know what, Kel? Just because everybody doesn't hook up with the whole football team, doesn't mean we don't have friends.

Anyway, this is Rob. This is my mom Peggy and my sister Kelly.

Nice to meet you.

You know what, can I get you something to drink?

Yeah, I'll take a soda.

We have tap water.

It's really nice to meet you.

It's really nice to meet you too.

Kelly, don't you have to clean your room?

No.

You better, before your dad gets home.

Whatever, Mom.

I just met him at school.

Oh, come on, Mom. Leave my friend alone.

Oh, thanks, Dad.

I'll be right back, though. I have to go pee.

Don't worry, Dad. I'm timeless.

Um, was it, uh, Miss Hoop's, uh, Bundy?

Um, what's he doing?

Do you do this with all of us, Prince?

Oh my god.

Unbelievable.

Wow, that's a huge load.

Focus.

What's up, man?

Hi, bud.

Mom, what's that on the couch?

Um, this.

You know, this is how we do it.

Just gets everywhere, you know?

Well, um, let me go check and make sure Kelly's cleaning her room.

Sorry about my family, man.

No apology necessary.

You watching TV?

Yeah, sure, I'm done.

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