Nadia Sucks and Strokes Out a Huge Load for a Green Card

Well, since we're close friends and everything,

and you know I'm, you know.

So I was wondering if maybe we could think

about getting married for my green card.

Getting what?

Married, I mean, we're good friends.

Getting married?

I'm not trying to get married.

It's just, it's not like real marriage,

just for my green card.

It is like real marriage, it's a piece of paper.

It's legally binding me to somebody.

Please, we're really, really good friends.

I've always been there for you.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Would anything change your mind?

Like what?

Like maybe if, oh, you're warm.

I don't know, that's a big thing.

You'd be happy, plus I mean, it's not real marriage.

We'd be like we are now.

I'll think about it.

You're gonna have to coax me a little more.

I'll show you that, thank you for you.

What's that?

It'd be a huge favor for me.

I think I can probably get you to marry me.

You think?

I don't know, that's a big thing.