Nails

I do everything.

You can do everything with those?

Anything anyone in this audience can do, I can do ten times better.

With those nails?

Yeah.

And those, those are real.

How much time did you spend on the nails? That's one thing.

How much time on those nails?

Jenny, on the flight here, she was painting them.

On the flight here.

See, are you, do you think you're obsessed with your looks?

Because she says you're totally obsessed with everything top to bottom.

Are you?

If you're not, you know, then something's wrong.

What about...

You gotta be.

You need to sit down.

Yeah. Hook up with that power, baby.

...themselves and totally obsessed with their looks.

You got the nails.

How long does Tina take to get ready?

Forever. I mean, look at her hair.

Look at her hair. That's so cool.

Look at some ****.

This is Tina with those nails.

That's at work.

That's at work.

Don't even go there, Miss Green Jeans, because that girl's gonna get looked like we did it.

We've done that.

We haven't taken a picture of you stopping to do stuff.

Let me...

...enough money to get your hair done, you know, a braided hair dye.

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