Naughty SexEd

Like, I bet you don't have these, right? Do you know what they do?

When you were little, I would unhook them right here, and you would be able to drink all of my milk.

But there's no milk if there's no baby, and that's where mommy needs your help.

I want you to help mommy have a baby.

But I don't know if you know how that works yet.

You want to learn? I bet you do.

See, you have a wee-wee, and that's what makes the babies come.

Mommy doesn't have one of those. Do you want to see what mommy has?

You have to go under mommy's dress, down here, where all my filthy panties are.

Did you know you made a huge, huge mess in the bathroom the other day?

And I had to clean it up. That's not very nice.

Do you want to see the mess mommy made in her panties today?

Close your eyes. Don't peek.

Under my skirt.

And here are mommy's filthy panties.

They're going to go to your house for you to clean them up, just like I had to clean up your mess, naughty boy.

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