Neighbour Dick Measuring Contest

That's my wife.

Oh, you put me on.

No, hey listen, Kay Winchell gave us...

Oh, sure, come on. How about a beer?

Hey, that sounds real good.

Meyer and I are what you might--

Okay, bye-bye.

I guess you and your wife have already made the switch.

Oh, really?

No, I'm all for it, but Vicki, she's kind of conservative.

Oh, hi, this is Vicki, my wife. This is Paul Shoemaker.

Hi, Vicki.

Meyer and I are newborns in the...

Paul was telling me that...

talk dirty? Really!

Hey man, she came across a little square.

Oh my.

Hey, you know, some of these women get some...

Imagine what she'll be like when she's older.

Let's see, get that thing stiff.

Hey, Vicky, honey, come here a minute.

We need a job.

Oh yeah, baby.