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Hi, that's me, Daisy, and I'm a writer.

Well, at least some of the time, when I'm not being a porn star.

See me looking at the mail in my underwear?

Well, I got this weird letter the other day from this strange guy

asking me to write erotic stories for a private party

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willing to pay a top dollar for my nasty thoughts.

Dear Daisy, my name is unimportant.

All you need to know is that I am a private collector of erotic tales

by up-and-coming artists such as yourself.

I offer you $100 a page as compensation.

Send the final draft to the return address on the envelope,

and I will make sure a check is delivered next day.

I must admit, though, I am hard to please and rather difficult to make hard,

so I trust you will not hold back in your musings.

And take seriously this summons to perform at your best.

Sincerely, your benefactor.

Kind of sounded like he had a baseball bat up his ass.

But whatever. The offer seemed too good to be true,

and I could definitely write dirty stories.

I mean, I do have a filthy mind, and more than anything, I need the money.

So what the hell? How hard could it be?

It's just about sex, right?

People get together, make love, beginning, middle, and end.

Friends become lovers, lovers become friends.

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