new boyfr.iend

In fact, I mean, it's not a surprise, right?

But I did think that, um, you know, I would invite you over here and see if there's anything left between us.

If there was a shot to make us work out or not.

So I was wondering if you could tell me your side.

Give me your case for why I should continue to date you and not see him anymore.

I thought it was fair, don't you?

So, go ahead. Tell me why I should pick you over him.

What makes you the better catch?

Um, okay, that's sounding retarded, first of all.

And that was the worst begging or convincing that I've ever heard.

I was right to go ahead and choose him anyways. I just wanted to hear you attempt to beg.

Oh, don't look so sad about it.

You knew that we were never gonna work out. I'm way too much for you to handle.

You're whimpering like a little *****.

Oh, seriously? Tears?

Girl! Ugh! Stop already! You know, not only is it solidifying the fact that I made the

right decision, because I can't stand little crybabies, but it's really getting on my nerves.

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