Nicole Aniston treats a dude like a pornstar

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Nicole Aniston treats a dude like a pornstar

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So I was at this comedy show and

I kind of met this guy.

He was, it was actually really not bad to look at.

Kind of douchey.

He seemed like he was like picking up

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on all these girls that were there.

And he wasn't the comedian, but he was acting

like he was part of it.

It was really confusing.

He seemed like he wanted to be part of everything.

He was, you know, really, really good looking.

So I was drawn to him, but he said he had like

a million dollars.

He said he was like a professional fighter.

He was talking about his guns and stuff.

It was just really strange, but he wasn't bad to look at.

So I picked him up.

Why don't you go ahead and have a seat?

So I hear you, you're going around

calling yourself a porn star.

I'm gonna treat you like a real porn star.

That's for later.

So, you're all acting like a cocky porn star.

Let's see what kind of skills you have.

I don't think you have the skills that you say you do.

We'll find out.

Very nice pants.

That is designer.

Did you design them yourself?

Wow, you're so impressive.

But you like me to tease like that, don't you?

Mmmmm.

Aren't you ticklish?

Oh, I think you are.

We'll see what kind of skills you have today.

And if you do a really good job, the payment in the drawer is all yours.

Just like a real porn star.

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