NML

It was a little after 12 noon and I came home to have lunch with Isabel.

Isabel, is that the name of your...

Call her my long-time companion.

Please continue.

Um, I was on my way home from work,

and I stopped off at the market to pick up this pesto sauce that Isabelle loves.

We're just interested in the facts, ma'am.

Right. Sorry.

Like I said, I came home, and I couldn't find Isabelle anywhere.

Then I went in the bedroom and I found this.

This definitely looks like a ********** dune.

Have you noticed anyone suspicious loitering around lately?

No.

Have you had any strange phone calls?

No, nothing like that.

Have you and Isabelle been quarreling lately?

No. Actually, we were getting along better than ever.

We were planning a trip to Niagara Falls in the summer.

Would you happen to have a picture of Isabelle that we could go on?

Of course.

Now, she's aged a bit and also gained some weight since the picture was taken.

One more question.

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