No hands allowed, loser joi

And it'll be really humiliating for you.

It'll be a little weird too.

Just like you.

I'm sure you'll like it.

How many times have you used your hands to paw at yourself like an animal?

Do you know how gross that is?

Real men don't do that.

They fuck women.

They fuck me.

Real men get to touch me.

But you don't get to.

Only perverts touch themselves obsessively like you do.

You're obsessed with it, aren't you?

You're obsessed with that little pea-sized thing between your legs that you call your cock.

You're obsessed with it.

And you're always touching it.

It's very nasty.

So I'm going to let you calm.

But I'm not going to let you use those hands.

Because they must be filthy and dirty from always using them, right?

Look around the room.

Do you see the objects around you?

The dining room table?

The couch?

Do you see them?

These are your girlfriends.

Because I'm not your girlfriend.

And no girl would ever let you touch her anyway.

So why don't we just have those be your girlfriends, hmm?

Your companions.

It's better than your hands, right?

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