No Need To Tell Our Spouses

It should be.

This is for you.

Make sure you return that card to me.

Oh, we'll take care of it.

That's it?

Yes.

Perfect.

Thank you.

Enjoy your stay.

Excuse me. This is my room?

No, you're mistaken. This is my room.

Watch this.

So watch this.

This is my room.

Hi, this is Samantha Kelly. There is a strange man in my room.

May I?

Yes, this is Sam Kelly. There seems to be a strange woman in my room.

This is your mistake. You need to fix it.

My reservation was made over a month ago.

I understand, sir. I don't care what you have to do.

No, no, no. You need to find me another room.

And you need to find my luggage. I come here all the time.

You lost my luggage?

I'm a very loyal guest.

I'm sorry, sir.

No, I'm a very important person in this show.

Hey, get out of my room, you bastard!

This is my room.

My room!

I'll give you 100 bucks for it.

I'll give you two.

300.

400.

500.

Six.

You're making my life miserable.

Well, fuck you and your life.

Fuck you, lady.

I'm sorry.

I love my husband.

I love my wife.

This is just...

Yeah.

As long as we both understand.

I do.

Oh my god, you did it on you.

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