NOT My stepmother Only

you're talking about.

You know, you must have heard what I said to him.

You know, that son of a bitch stepfather of yours is the only living human being who can drive me nuts.

Yeah, but it's the only living human being that you love besides me.

Mwah!

Yep. Yeah. Uh huh.

Going out with what's his name?

Robbie?

Yes I am.

Darling, I just hope your heart breaks don't come as hard, fast, or as frequent as mine did.

I did some inventory and I decided I needed some new tops.

Some new tops?

You've got enough tops to supply an army.

Or at least you for the rest of your life.

What are these?

Oh, I'm so embarrassed.

I do remember.

It was when I was a cheerleader at Nordoff and the football players gave me those panties

with that stupid note attached to them

about how they'd most like to see me wear those panties into my jumper.

I do remember. How gauche.

I'd have bashed 'em.

I got mad.

Don't get mad. Get even.

Well, I was mad at first, but then I thought it was kind of funny.

Do you want to go to a gadget concert tonight?

I wish, but I already have a date with Robbie.

Christ, you can do that anytime.

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