Obscene Cravings!

This girl named Linda or something.

Yeah, I know.

That's, that's, you know.

What?

Is there a problem?

Well, you know, she's one of those holier than thou types and she, you know, doesn't

want to give anything up until marriage.

You're kidding!

No.

No sex?

I mean, how old fashioned is that?

I mean, she's okay, but you know, I'm really not terribly impressed so far.

Well, you know, son, I mean, I'm not gonna say...

I'm actually kind of glad.

Oh, okay.

I mean, I was kind of sitting here going, "He's having sex with another girl."

You know?

I'm like, "I'm glad."

Well, no, I'm not.

And that's part of the problem, because I'm kind of pent up right now, and I'm, you know.

You know.

All that for me.

Yeah.

I have been wanting this.

Oh, really?

So bad.

I'm sitting here so horny and I need your calm so badly.

I am so frustrated right now.

Oh, Mom, I'm sorry.

Alone today and it's been the longest afternoon and I mean, I didn't want to go get my stupid

toys.

No.

And I'm sitting here playing with myself.

No, not when you got me, Mom.

And I didn't want to call you and bother you because I figured you were with that girl.

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