On her lap

On your fucking couch, I swear.

I don't even know you have any legs.

Come to watch some wrestling with me?

These fucking guys are goddamn tough.

This is all you ever do is sit and watch this shit all day.

How can you not? I mean, look at it. They're amazing.

I mean, those muscles. God, they got some strength.

I mean, yeah, that guy is pretty fucking hot. I think I'd fuck him.

You know, I've actually been thinking about giving it a try.

You're kidding, right?

No, actually, I'm being really serious. I really want to go try.

I'm pretty sure I can do this.

Those guys, they're fucking tough.

God, look how scrawny you are.

What do you mean? Look at this.

I'm stronger than you are, okay?

I can do wrestling.

I bet you if I went there and I said that I wanted to be in the wrestling,

I would so be a badass chick wrestler.

You're crazy.

Look at you.

Stand up. I'll show you how strong I am.

I'll put you right up over my shoulders.

Okay, come here.

And then you'll, you know.

Let's see.

Let's see.

Wait, wait a minute.

Oh, you'll pick me up, huh?

Wow, I didn't realize you were so tall.

I mean, like, I wouldn't even fit your jeans probably to my thighs.

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