Open Wide To Catch The Loads
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You can do a cream pie in this position. Stand up.
You can come in her mouth.
Say, "Stand up, China Man."
No, that'd be nasty.
I'm Asian.
I see my shoe in the shot.
Oh dear.
Listen, yellow man, I want you to come on my mark.
Mmm.
Listen, yellow man, I want you to come on my mark.
Fuck.
Are you gonna shit that big fat load in my mouth?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Good.
Here's your pride, *****.
Are you coming without warning?
Okay, that came out of nowhere. Let me see it.
I don't do comedy.
Girl.
Renée, now that we're in a global economy,
do you think that eating Chinese sperm gets you closer to becoming a queen of England?
Definitely.
I do, yeah.
How many loaves do you think you need to swallow before you become a queen?
Hundreds, thousands, millions.
So what I'm doing for you is very beneficial to you.
Yes, because I might be a queen someday.
You want to be a queen?
Mm-hmm.
Hereditary.
Yes.
Or through the process of swallowing loaves?
Through the process of swallowing loaves.
So do you appreciate my generosity when I'm giving you loads and loads and loads of shallows?
I'm loving it!
I'm going to have a go.
Keep it moving.
She make me a queen.
Queen.
You a nice queen?
Girl?
No gulp it.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Some aperitif?
Mmm-hmm.
Well, okay.
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