Panty farts

And then I had burritos.

Oh, and some refried beans.

Oh, but it was so fucking good, I just could not stop eating it.

So, I figured I might as well release my tension on you.

So, are you ready for me to give you a little bit of my butt explosions?

Right there?

Mmm-hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, Lord.

Only like the ass.

Well, get ready, baby, 'cause here comes my blast.

Oh, those fucking tacos.

Oh, they get me every fucking time.

But, oh, oh, gosh.

Ooh, I felt like it made my butt just go fucking, whoo, all the way out to the sides.

Mmm.

Oh, Lord.

Oh, I think I better eat some more fucking tacos tonight.

'Cause I know you like it when I give it to you like this.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh, what a dirty, stinky ass I have.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh.

Ooh, it's so warm back there.

I wonder if that set off the radars.

Mmm-hmm.

Oh, no, I think I've got another one just for you.

Oh, ooh, that was kind of tiny, wasn't it?

Oh.

Oh, that was so fucking wet.

Oh, did I leave anything back there?

Oh, do you see a spot or anything?

Oh, that one kind of hurt a little bit.

Burnt just a little bit on the rim.

Oh.

Oh, ooh.

Oh, Lord.

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