Pat Wynn

Well now I want to introduce you

to four of my very favorite girlfriends.

Now this girl I know you're going to enjoy

when you see her.

She's such a fantastic model.

In fact, I think she's one of the top models in Britain.

What does Lindsay do, let me think.

She plays with her tassels in a stripping joint

and she really has fun there.

She goes to all the clubs and she does the pubs

and she gets all you guys excited

and she does this fantastic strip routine.

You wouldn't believe it, she has tassels everywhere.

This is why I wore that, to remind me of her.

She's done this Club International column

for a long, long time.

I'm sure lots of you guys will see her in that.

And she's great fun at parties.

She and I, you should see us boogieing together,

my goodness, we sort of take the dance floor, so to speak.

All the guys are watching us

and we like to wear the sexiest clothes we can.

She's such great fun to be with,

is what I can say about her.

She really holds an audience when she's there

and she's got one of the best legs in the business.

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