PeePee Play I CAN'T GET HARD Game

Mm-hmm.

And here's how the game goes.

When the bell rings, you have to just keep saying "I can't get hard" over and over until

you get a little erection.

Or if 30 seconds go by, then you had a penis failure.

Okay?

Okay.

Does that sound fun?

And then there's where your balls would be if you had balls.

And...

Can you do that for me?

Can you put those under your little ballies?

There's the little PP.

I can't get hard.

How about now?

Can't get hard.

You can't get hard?

I'm not going to get hard.

Is this hard?

It feels hard.

Are you sure?

It's not going to get hard.

Maybe that's as big as it gets.

Are you sure?

Are you hard now?

No.

Are you hard?

No.

What are you supposed to say?

I can't get hard.

Louder.

I can't get hard.

Keep going.

I can't get hard.

Over and over.

I can't get hard.

Don't stop.

I can't get hard.

I can't get hard.

I can't get hard.

I can't get hard.

I can't get hard.

I can't get hard.

Loud, loud, loud.

I can't get hard.

I can't get hard.

I can't get hard.

No?

No.

I can't get hard.

Yell it.

Yell it.

I can't get hard.

Okay, you can't get hard.

You can't get hard.

Oh, there's your little PP drooping.

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