Perverted uncle wears his wife's lingerie when he invites his niece’s best friend to go up the old dirt road

Mr. Benson, are you okay?

I guess so. I don't know.

Are you sure? Man, you don't look okay.

Well, I guess I'm okay to find out my daughter's a whore.

Oh, no! That's horrible! What'd she do?

No! She was in here having sex!

On this couch? Yes!

Oh, no! She's gonna go to hell for that!

I'm afraid so.

Oh, no, Mr. Benson! I would never do anything like that.

I'm still a virgin.

And I'm gonna stay that way until I'm either married or it's the right time.

Or else God would strike me down and I'm not going to hell.

So you're a virgin? Yes.

It's very sweet to know there's still some virgins in the world.

I want to go to heaven where it's nice and clean.

That's very sweet, Heidi. You're such a good girl.

Billy's a lucky young man to have you for a girlfriend.

I don't know about that.

Have you seen his personal hygiene?

You're a very nice girl.

You look like you could use a hug, Mr. Benson.

They always make me feel better. Do you want a hug?

Well, I guess so, yeah.

Doesn't that make you feel better?

It makes me feel really good.

I feel really good.

Thank you, Mr. Dunson.

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