Pick Up Masters

Oh, Kansas. What's your name?

Dorothy.

Dorothy from Kansas.

You know, it sounds a little bit like the Wizard of Oz.

Don't tease me. Everyone always teases me about that.

Well, look, Dorothy from Kansas.

Yeah?

Welcome to California.

Hey, what's wrong?

I don't know. I just shouldn't be doing this.

Okay.

And, uh, why don't you, uh, why don't you put your mouth on it?

I've only done that once with Billy.

And who's Billy?

He's my boyfriend from Kansas.

My father caught us doing this in the barn.

He almost killed him.

So, Billy joined the army and then I left town.

Why don't you pretend I'm Billy?

You don't look anything like Billy.

Well, I must look a little like Billy.

Well, part of you looks like Billy.

I mean, you know, in the important, uh, important ways.

Well, I guess I could.

Just pretend, I guess.

Yeah, just try it.

Kind of like behind the barn, huh?

Yeah, except no one to catch you.

Are you sure you've only done that once?

Positive.

Pretty good.

I'm a fast learner.

What are we doing this Saturday?

I don't know.

Oh

Oh

Oh yeah.

Look, I really want you to stay.

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