Picking Up and Fucking Lonely MILF

The high school's in practice.

I mean, if they're not old enough,

their mom's still gotta pick 'em up, I hope.

All dudes, bro. No soccer moms here.

I know.

I just...

If there's one nearby, man, I'm not too familiar.

Not that all soccer coaches are lesbians.

She's cute.

Call her over here.

Call her over here.

Hey, can we talk to you for a minute?

Excuse me?

Can we talk to you for a minute?

Club coach?

So long, is practice over?

You bust a sweat out there?

Yeah.

Let me give you a hand with one of your balls.

Do you always just talk to strangers?

Not always, no.

Is practice over or is it just starting?

It just got over.

It's over? Tired?

Yes.

You look a little beat.

I am.

You sure?

Lesbo, I told you so dude.

You have nothing to do with it.

She's like, "Don't talk to me freak."

I know it.

I know it.

Huh?

Want me to talk to her some more, man?

You sure there's nothing else over there?

Nice fucking athletic body.

See we're nice guys.

Chicken!

she wants nothing to do with it. No, she wants nothing to do with either one of them. I don't

even think she said thank you.

I don't play much soccer. What are you cooking tonight?

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