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Now, let me go get the package.

Since we are all on the internet right now, I've got an internet joke.

Yes, yes, I know you've been waiting for the Friday joke.

You're ready for it?

All right.

How do the trees connect to the internet?

They log in.

You get it?

Log in.

Okay, it's dead now.

Well, today's package is from DHL.

A lot of you may not like DHL because they charge taxes, yes,

and it's often not cheap cheap,

but still, their packages are awesome because they're so shiny.

Look at this.

It's red and yellow.

That's why they're super fast.

It even says "express."

That means...

I don't know when I received this,

but it must have been not long ago.

It looks very small, as you can see,

and...

it's super light, too.

Where does it come from?

Is it...

People's Republic of China?

Of course.

Lots of stuff from DHL comes from there.

Are you ready for me to open it?

Yeah? Okay.

Well, it's not gonna be a tree.

It would be too big.

Or a log.

Oh!

I love this.

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