Playing with the Garden Hose by snahbrandy

He was my friend.

So, maybe you should play with him.

See if you like him as much as I do.

and then just squeezing the water will come back out.

Oh, okay.

Okay, so should I take my off-hander?

I've never done that before.

Oh my god.

That's crazy.

I just hate it.

Oh my god, it's funny.

Oh my god, it's a joke.

I'm so excited to see what I found.

Try squirting it at me, then.

Sorry, I squirted you.

Sorry.

That was pretty long distance.

Really practicing long distance squirting?

Yeah.

Can you do it one more time?

See if you can hit my hand.

That's fun with my hair on.

Geez.

I think you had more fun with that thing than I did.

I squirted with it, but not that much.

More.

She's over here, like, making waterfalls.

Why don't you grab her a towel?