'Please Don't Tell Your Step Dad That I'm Your Dirty Whore'

What are you doing here?

Uh, I live here.

I'm just making breakfast.

Okay.

Why are you getting in?

I heard your conversation.

Yeah, I was talking to my girlfriend.

Your girlfriend? - We had an amazing time.

Yeah.

It didn't sound like your girlfriend.

Really?

Is that what you think?

Yeah, Mom.

That's what I think.

Okay, well, you need to just

eat your sandwich, son.

Stepson.

You know, I don't think Dad would like to hear

about where you were last night.

Listen, I was with my girlfriend,

and you just need to keep that between me and you.

Your dad doesn't need to know.

Here, let's see this.

Let's see this.

Let's see this.

Girlfriend.

Yeah.

I mean.

Is this?

Your girlfriend has a cough now in your mouth?

Okay, so you caught me.

And what?

You know that I'm good for your dad,

so just keep it between us.

He doesn't need to know anything.

I'll think about it.

I'm sorry, Mom.

Call it what you will. Let's see.

No.

Alright, that's it. I'm gonna go. Call him.

Okay, fine. Fine. Just don't tell him, please.

Fine.

Just with a little glow.

Okay.

Okay?

Those look really good.

Happy?

Happy?

I didn't say put them away.

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