Pretty babes with colorful underwear get their pussies bounced on a leathered couch

Just the people I wanted to see.

Oh, no. - Yeah.

Take a look at that.

What is it?

It's one of those dodgy cases from Lockjaw Lewis.

Louis, Lockjaw Louis.

And the handle's dropped off.

No, not the drum and bass you pocked up.

What's inside it?

Come on then, Del, boy, what is it?

Two tickets.

Where to, Del?

Out of the gutter, my son.

And they've got our names on them.

Well, they're bound to be returned, then.

Oh, you little fool.

Bud, how many times have I told you,

this time next year, we'll be one year older, Del?

I've known you better.

Where's he go?

Have a look in there, tell me what you see.

Well, Del, there's literally hundreds of DVDs

that appear to be of an adult nature,

but do not have the R18 logo on them.

Couldn't have put it better myself, my darling.

Specifically, 500 units of top-notch hunter's horn,

ready to be jogged out the door at a tenner alarm.

Oh, Del, boy, please.

Del, all these cases are empty.

Here we go.

Empty?

Empty.

Empty?

Oh, I don't believe it.

Oh, gee.

Buds, hey, watch, yes.

Mines too, Rodney.

Never fear, Del boy is here.

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