PROVEN STR8

Breathe in and weep.

Dude, what are you doing with the smoke?

What? I like 'em.

You just like big thangs.

Shut up.

You laugh, but you know I'm not gay, 'cause you know why?

You quit sucking dicks?

No, I'm not gay, 'cause you know I can fuck a guy in the ass.

Do what?

Huh?

I can fuck a guy in the ass. That proves I'm not gay.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. I don't follow you here.

Yeah, dude, you lost me with that one.

Look, if I'm not for the stud to fuck a guy in the ass,

then you know I'm not gay.

That's seriously fucked up.

No, no, wait. I can see what he's saying.

Yeah, the guy, uh, getting fucked in the ass is gay.

Now the guy didn't fuck him, right?

See? You probably couldn't keep it up if you wanted to.

No, man. Once my dick gets hard, he doesn't go down.

So... so you could fuck a guy then, right?

Then prove it. Take her into the bedroom and fuck him.

Hey, while you guys stand there and watch me, no way.

What's the matter? You scared you can't do it? Can't get it up?

Hey, fuck you.

Oh, yeah. He's scared.

All right, that's it.

Hey, Kurt, come on over here. I have a question for you. Come on.

I gotta ask you something. Come on.

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