Pulling on my Johnson

And she says, what is that?

I said, what's what?

She says, that.

I said, well, that's my Johnson.

She says, but it's so big.

I said, yeah.

It's a big old Johnson.

I got a big old Johnson.

I got a great big Johnson.

I got a long shaft Johnson.

I got a big old Johnson.

I got a big old Johnson.

Don't need no Evinrude.

She says, how do we get this thing started?

I said, well, first you got to prime it.

She says, how do I do that?

Well, you reach down there and grab that ball

and give it a little squeeze.

I said, like this?

Just like that.

So there she was squeezing on my Johnson,

squeezing on my Johnson.

She was squeezing on my Johnson.

Yeah, squeezing on my Johnson.

She was squeezing on my Johnson.

Don't need no Evinrude.

I said, now what do I do?

You got to set the choke.

She says, I have to do that?

I said, absolutely.

So there she was choking on my Johnson,

choking on my Johnson.

She was choking on my Johnson.

Oh, choking on my Johnson.

She was choking on my Johnson.

Don't need no Evinrude.

She said, now what?

I said, well, you got to reach over there

and get a good firm grip.

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