Randy inebriated whores chilling at the fraternity

Terrible.

So, how'd you do?

Nice.

And that's a B too.

What do you think of that Kelly girl on the flash? She's pretty cute, man.

Oh yeah, I'm gonna get bored of her.

One number of something right there.

She's very hot.

A lot of the guys in our fraternity, I guess she goes to a lot of our parties.

Really?

She's pretty into it.

Oh look, here she comes.

Oh, man.

Let's ask her if she wants to come over for a while.

She's a nice girl.

Nice girl.

Hey Kelly, what's up?

What's up, dude?

Hey.

I'm in your biochem 132 class.

Oh yeah, yeah.

How did you on that midterm?

I don't know. Aren't you a Delta?

Yeah, actually we're both Deltas.

He's a foreign exchange student from the chapter over 900.

Hi, I'm Kelly. Nice to meet you.

So, we stayed up all night studying for that midterm.

I feel like crap. I don't think there's anything that can make us feel better.

Hey, where are you off to right now?

I'm going to Miss University of California.

Really? We're gonna head back over to the house.

We've heard that you like to go to our parties and stuff.

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