Real Naturals # 14

Very good, thank you.

So who do we have here?

We have Brandon Locke.

That would be I. Brandon Locke.

Sounds Irish.

Go down to the Locke.

Locke-ness.

Locke-ness.

And...

Barbie...

Dare.

Hello, how do you do?

We do very well together.

We do very fine.

Together you do very fine.

Have you ever been on camera with any other man, Barbie?

No, sir.

Really?

What relation do you two have?

We're married.

You're married. How nice.

Beautiful wife, Barbie Dare.

Where?

Oh, right here.

Of course. Gorgeous wife.

Thank you.

He wouldn't be talking about anybody but you, even if you weren't here.

Absolutely correct.

So this is your first...

I don't know if we're modulating over the water pump,

but this is the first

boy-girl that you two are doing.

That is correct.

This is the only boy-girl that we are doing.

Really?

Really.

Well, thank you. We're honored to have you.

Thank you for the opportunity.

And you are real natural?

Yes. We have no implants or enhancements of any sort.

Can you prove that?

Sure.

A little help here.

You need a little help? I think I can oblige you.

At least I think I can.

You are clear and free.

Wow.

Are you real, baby?

All natural.

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