Realtor Showing Her Stuff

You're young, so I'm sure you must love the beach.

I know I do.

It's just not even a block away.

Just cross the street and there's a path right over to the beach.

It's perfect for pottying and whatever else you like to do.

And it's constantly decorated, as you can see.

And I happen to live right down the street and I just love the area.

So...

I see you're staring at my pictures.

It's hot?

I think so.

It's making it a little easier to sell you this house then, huh?

Yeah, I see you staring.

I'm pointing at stuff and you're just staring right at me, aren't you?

You like the older woman?

Very good taste.

Very good job.

So, is that what you like?

Nice legs?

A couple of pinots?

Sexy shoes?

Yeah.

You like to eat?

That's awesome.

That's too bad.

You think that's awesome?

Yeah, nice rain forest town.

Rainbows?

That's awesome.

Nice warm legs.

Yeah.

Well, like I said, I live right down the street, so...

I wouldn't mind coming over right now and then.

Get me a cup of tea, a little show.

Yeah, I see you.

Very nice.

Thanks.

I'm gonna pray to God.

I'm gonna go see you too.

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