Retro Cheer Leader

I was hanging out at the shop.

Oh, we have to have something to do.

Hey, could I have a chocolate chip sundae with no hot fudge?

Sure.

Sure you should?

Sure you should?

Are you sure you should?

Yeah.

I don't want the hot fudge because I don't want to get any more dips.

Yeah.

Try to watch out for those dips.

I know, I got another one coming around here.

Oh, let me see.

Get away.

You should have seen Johnny's ass.

It was so good.

I was seeing Johnny.

Johnny did that.

Johnny did that.

I mean, it was good.

I made two touchdowns.

Okay, ready?

Ready.

Okay.

Oh, you should see this chair I did.

It's really neat.

I do this, um, this jump, right?

And I come up, my skirt twirls around everything.

Nice and loose.

Yes, it's nice.

And instead of wearing the kind of pants I'm wearing, I wear this.

I got these really neat ones that my mother has, you know?

The crossbow style?

No.

We learned this new chair the other day, right?

We tried it out today at the game.

Didn't work.

I blew it.

Look, Sherry.

Yeah, really.

If you did it for us, we could tell you what you did wrong.

No, no, I blew it.

You don't want to hear it.

Come on.

We didn't get to go to the game.

Come on.

Hop up on the counter and give us a chair.

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