Revenge of the nerds – porn parody

One of these days we'll make fun of you

We like cottage cheese with large curds

Now it's time for the official

We get the zinger and the zinger

Hurry!

We get the zinger

Hurry!

We get the zinger

Hurry!

We get the zinger

Hurry!

We get the zinger

What in the world are you still doing in bed?

It is your first day of college!

Oh, Mom, I don't know if I want to go anymore.

I don't want to leave you here all alone.

Who's going to take care of you?

Just get out of bed and get out of here, you fucking nerd!

Mommy?

Thanks, Mrs. Lowe!

Wish us luck!

Screw you, dork!

Gilbert, come on, buddy!

Dad's outside, the car's all packed, and you're not even out of bed yet!

Let's go! Rise and shine!

College...

We're going to have so much sexual intercourse!

Yo, yo, what the fuck is going on here?

Get the fuck out of here.

Why is everybody staring at us?

Gilbert, stop being paranoid.

They're not staring at us.

They're just curious about the surroundings and environment.

Plus not to mention the fact that two swinging, wetting, hot stud muffins just strolled through.

Uh, I feel like they're staring.

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