Riptide

Did I swell my date for you?

No, you did not.

But would it make any difference if you had?

Maybe.

Maybe not.

Look, I know you're a very special person, and we're all lucky to be working with you.

But from where I'm sitting, you're taking advantage, and I'm a victim of your swelled head.

If you had a ball of the time I've had to cover because you're late, it would probably cover an eight-hour shift.

I've always had trouble being on time, even when I was a little ***.

And that's just been someone around to help.

Right now, there is a new one around.

It has nothing to do with that other, and you know it.

But if it'll get you off my back, I'll be happy to work a shift for you.

I'll even make it a double shift if you promise to shut your mouth permanently.

Hey, come on, you two.

Some of us are supposed to be working.

Others are free to leave.

Yeah, well, I'm out of here.

I need some fresh air.

Son of a bitch!

Guess I was kinda nasty, huh?

Yeah, you were.

Why does he do it?

Why does he have to kick sand in my face every day?

Why does he have to spoil every fucking day?

Maybe. Well, maybe if you were on time more often.

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