Rodney Steele and Brendan Patrick (SBS2 P2)

Well, that's my life, isn't it?

The only one I know.

Tell me everything that happened.

Well, it's pretty simple, Doc. I don't think I need to spell it out.

She came home and found me jerking off to gay porn.

There is no way to explain that to a woman now, is there?

You didn't know she was coming home.

Not that early.

You didn't think there was any chance she could walk in and find you in that state?

Look, I wasn't thinking about it.

And you don't have to rub in what a fucking idiot I am.

I didn't think she'd be home for another hour or two.

And I figured I could just sneak it in.

Because you felt sexually frustrated?

I was feeling a little horny, yes.

That's generally why people watch porn, isn't it?

You didn't feel you could wait an hour or so for your girlfriend to come home so you

can express your needs with her.

I thought you might be tired.

Or not in the mood.

I just wanted to take care of it myself.

It was a spur-of-the-moment thing.

Just a done, ridiculously done decision.

Why watch gay porn?

Why not straight?

Look.

I know you think it's some latent homosexual tendency, or that I'm in denial about my sexual orientation.

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