Roxanne Millers Big Fat Lesbian birthday cake

It's so cool that, you know, we can go out on your birthday and have a little bit of fun.

Man, I just love how you look. So sexy!

So yeah, we can go now or you can get your purse.

Well, you know, before we go, I have a little thing for you.

That sounds both intriguing and scary.

It's nothing. It's just a little thing that I thought you might just enjoy.

Oh, wow. What is it?

I love to keep you in suspense for just a little bit.

Because it's something that is gonna get very sweet.

And very messy.

It's a little stripper.

Why did I not think of that?

Well, that will be for next time. But for now, I do have a little thing for you.

And I hope you're gonna like it. And as much as I like your dress, I hope you're not gonna get it dusty.

What?

Just a little bit.

Oh, my God.

It's nothing. You'll love it.

Okay.

Yeah, well, what are we waiting for then?

Let's go.

It's just a stick.

Um...

What is this?

A pancake.

Well, thank you very much, but, um...

I...

And some chocolate sauce.

And some whipped cream.

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