Rubbing Oil on Girlfriends Pussy and Ass

What happened with the dog?

Well, obviously something happened because he just said it's not the first incident.

He pet the dog before. Dog was his lap. He got up, he had a boner.

Why did the dog give you an erection?

Okay, and why didn't you tell me about that?

First of all, that's not true. Okay? That's not true.

Why didn't you say that?

Because he's a moron.

Because I'm making it up to you from there? What happened?

I was petting the dog and then the dog left and I got up and I adjusted my pants.

Because you had an erection?

No, because I just had to adjust my pants, that's all. And then Susie saw me.

What was the dog doing to you?

Nothing, I was just petting it.

Oh my God.

Do you see what you did now?

Wait a second.

Do you see what you did?

Wait a second. Is that why Ted Danson didn't want you to take care of his dog?

I'm so sorry.